A Secret Society of Sub-culture Heroes, better known as the
S.S.S.C.H., has infiltrated the world and is coming to a bedroom near you!
"� Day" heads up the gang of cuddly misfits and his master plan to take
over the world is in full effect! Shifty characters and sidekicks complete the
society such as "Ome," the no-gender hover-boy whose secret powers include
stealth silence as well as the ability to glide seven inches above ground at the
speed of a snail. "Emo Woodbookie" is the joker who can talk a doll from a child
�..and has! "Otis" is the brute muscle of the crew. He originated as a militant
soldier for the army of planet Optomofizz, but was discharged after a mere half tour
of duty for having a heavy heart by the army's higher rankings. He couldn't hurt
a fly. Soon after, "Otis" found a home with the S.S.S.C.H. Next up is the destructive
"Napoleon!" He's a real firecracker whose special powers include absolutely nothing!
Although Napoleon believes he is ten feet tall, he stands flat footed just shy of 4' 3".
� Day recruited him, and created a position consisting little authority since Napoleon
has one hell of a temper and, well, no other would have him.